If you missed it last night "The Late Show" with David Letterman had their top ten list of ways Barry Bonds can improve his image. He didn't make a cameo like Curt Schilling did to deliver this top ten list. It would have been good PR to just poke fun of himself. But we all know he has no sense of humor...unless it's staged and for his reality show.
Top Ten Ways Barry Bonds Can Improve His Image
10. Lucky fan gets to inject him in the ass
9. Develop an exit strategy for Iraq
8. Start an erotic blog
7. Change name to Barry the Cable Guy
6. Open retail chain: Big & Tall & 'Roidy
5. Star in one of them "We Have 15 Kids" movies with Bonnie Hunt
4. For every homer he hits, donate 500 bucks to the good people at Balco
3. Auction autographed syringes on eBay
2. Switch from steroids to hookers to become like lovable Babe Ruth
1. For the love of God, give some of them 'roids to the Knicks!
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