McNabb Meltdown with Cheese

What seemed like a perfect night for Eagles football turned into a nightmare. What a pathetic performance by the Eagles last night. Terrell Owens must have had a #5 voodoo doll and he stuck it hard. They had a chance to show America what they were made of and prove they could win without T.O. Move past the controversy and forget what's happened up till then. They were winning by thirteen points with four minutes left. They were minutes away from winning. Run the ball a few times. Hope for a first down. Game over. McNabb even showed off his moonwalk in the endzone after he scored earlier(Great dance but liked "Thriller" last year better). Eagles fans were buzzing by thoughts of turning around their season.

Then one McNabb pass changed that all. A pass he shouldn't have even made. Maybe the worst pass he's ever thrown. A pass where a receiver was running down the field and not a curl route.

I just wonder what McNabb was talking to Andy Reid about during the timeout before.

Mcnabb: Coach so whats the play? It's 2nd and 7.

Andy: I dont know. Um..I am still thinking about it. Can't wait to stuff my face with a donut after the game.

Mcnabb: Okay am gonna have some Gatorade (waves to mom).

Andy: I know one thing were not gonna run it.

Mcnabb: Thank God, I didn't want a running play either, I need some more passing yards for my mother's fantasy football league she's in.

Andy: Well okay then, lets call a pass to the sidelines and hope for the best, even though it's one of the riskiest plays to call at any point in a game. Lets do it for Momma McNabb. Just maybe you can end up with another 60 yards passing.

Mcnabb: Okay coach lets do it, am in!

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