Feds Investigating Bonds for Perjury

Quick raise your hand if the federal government is investigating whether you committed perjury during your grand jury testimony in the BALCO case in 2003.

Now look up to the sky if you probably did tell some bull to them.

Finally lift your index fingers if you're a prick.

Looks like we have a winner.

Wonder if Barry goes to jail if he'll be required to dress up?

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