Two bleacher seats = $24
Two beers, a barbecue sandwich, and a bag of peanuts = $28.75
Brining you new wife to your first game of the season = sweet
Leaving your centerfield seats with Barry Bonds coming to bat = #$%# idiotic
Standing in a barbecue sandwich line to catch 715= freaking priceless
Andrew Morbitzer had probably his best day ever (Though if you ask him around his wife he'll say it was the day he married her). This is how his day played out.
It was the 4th inning and he needed more beer. Here's how I imagine how it went.
Andrew: (Burp) Sweetie there must be a hole in my cup. HAHAHAhaha...oh
Andrew: Hey I thought it was funny.
Wife: What's not funny is that I'm hungry.
Andrew: Okay I'll get you some food. Who's at ba....
Andrew: I understand. Doesn't matter who's at bat. I love you...
Wife: Hurry up because you know I start eating paper cups when I get hungry.
So Andrew leaves without knowing that Bonds is batting that inning. He stands in line for the first barbecue sandwich stand but they wouldn't sell it so they told him to go to the next one. As he's walking to the next stand he hears a roar and sees a baseball coming his way. He reaches up and like a vaccuum the ball finds his hand. Security swarms him immediately. Surely he had no idea who's homerun ball he was holding.
While being escorted away by security his wife did wonder, "what was taking him so long.'' Making money honey he should say.
This is a classic case of things happen for a reason. Every single decision, though some not very smart, turned into a big payday. Damn you're a lucky guy. Not for being married but for catching 715.
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